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So sorry but you just missed a our fantastic annual Tahoe rally! Please view our forums for RBSC rides and discussion of future rallies.

Royal Bastards Scooter Club presents...
Lake Tahoe II: Blazing Saddles
July 11-13, 2008

General Info:
Rally fee: $20 includes. Includes patch, t-shirt, Saturday night dinner & beer (while it lasts).
Camp sites have been donated by Dreaded Bastard.

Saturday, July 12, 2008
• 8:00 AM - Breakfast at Bert's Café (1207 Highway 50, South Lake Tahoe, CA, 530-544-3434...pay for your own damn breakfast!) Top off your fuel next door.
• 10:30 AM - Meet at the General Store, located by the main entry of Camp Richardson.
• 11:00 AM - Ride around Lake Tahoe
We leave at 11:00 A.M. Pacific. There will be a fuel stop. Keep on scootin’ to the most majestic views Lake Tahoe has to offer. (If you’re a late Bastard, who knows - you just might catch up with us at the viewpoint or the gas stop. You should catch up to us by lunch). Stop off for lunch at Cal Neva (2 Stateline Road, Crystal Bay, NV 89402, 800-233-5551...pay for your own damn lunch!)
The Royal Bastards will provide a support vehicle to pick up any breakdowns (Call 916-612-0208). Tell them where you think you are on the route
• You're on your own after the ride. Enjoy Lake Tahoe, gamble, make-out with a Bastard, or drink by yourself in a lonely, depressing bar.
• 6:30 PM - Dinner at the Bastards Camp
• 8:00 PM - Special Viewing of Blazing Saddles. Sunset at 8:36 PM
• 10:00 PM - Awards & Raffle

Sunday, July 13, 2008
• 8:00AM - Breakfast at Ernie's Coffee Shop (1146 Emerald Bay Rd., South Lake Tahoe, CA 530-541-2161...do I really have to tell you to pay for your own damn breakfast, ya cheap bastard?)
• 10:00 - One last lap around the Lake
• Noon - Check out of Camp Richardson.

Misc. Ride Info:
• The ride around Lake Tahoe is approximately 73 miles.
• Come ready with a full tank of fuel.
• Turn right out of the main entrance of Camp Richardson. We are going around the lake clockwise.
• 5.2 Miles to Vista Point. Stop. Photo op & great view.
• 34 Miles to the Chevron gas station on the left-hand side. Kitted scooters & gas hogs fill up.
• 2.6 Miles to Cal-Neva for lunch. It’s on the right side.
• 36.6 Miles back to Camp Richardson.

Note: It’s a lake. We are going around it clockwise. Always turn right and you won't get lost.

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